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The Office of the King of America

Lead. Build. Provide.

A studio that designs, builds and sells original goods: apparel, courses, and machines you can back from the first weld.

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Neighborhood Warlord - Military Warning T-Shirt — “Caution Stay 100 Meters Back or You Will Be S****”

T-shirt · $24.99

I declined the Fauci ouchie Tee

T-shirt · $24.99

Matte black electric CycleKart with spoked wheels and LED headlights, parked in a workshop
CycleKart concept art
Two can coolers made from striped hiking socks, on cans set on a matching sock
Reenlist concept art

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The CycleKart and Reenlist

Fund the Build: The CycleKart

Back the first build. Your card is charged only if we hit the goal.

$17,500 goal · Pledging opens Jan 29, 2027

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