T-shirt
$29.99
This midweight cotton tee carries a playful, vintage-game vibe that slips easily into everyday wear. Soft yet sturdy, its classic fit and tubular knit keep the silhouette clean while shoulder-to-shoulder taping and double-needle hems hold shape through repeat wear. A small chest emblem keeps the front understated; the back shows a bold, retro “Chance — Go directly to the woodchipper” graphic with silhouette icons that spark conversation and a dry, dark-humor smile. Wear it to casual game nights, informal meetups, or whenever you want a shirt that reads like an inside joke — comfortable, American-made, and built to last. Product features - 100% cotton solid colors (Dark Ash 90/10 cotton/polyester) - Medium weight fabric (5.4 oz/yd²) with classic fit - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth silhouette - Self-fabric shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hems for durability - Sewn-in label; made and assembled in the USA Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
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